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Santa and Banta met in the street.

Banta: Where are you coming from?

Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.

Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face?

Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!

I am sorry now for not being sorry when I should have been sorry when sorry was not the sorry option!

It's not like that I miss You so much. It's more like I miss Us being together!

You're in my heart, mind and thoughts forever!

Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result? He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Life is full of challenges. Being happy, should not be one of them!

Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away. A true friend is like air... sometimes silent but always around you!

The key to any long-term relationship is for both of you not to be angry at the same time.

Taking turns forgiving keeps your love strong!

Do not judge people by appearances;

A rich heart may be under a poor coat!